If Things Are Going Well, You‘re Walking Into A Trap.

Of all the moronic things a person could do… I knew today was going too well. I knew it! I'd remembered everything, had all my America stuff packed, had cake, didn't throw up in the car, didn't get dizzy when I had blood test #9001, blah de blah yadda yadda. (Please note: list is EXTREEEEEMELY out of order. For the win.)

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And then when I get to unpacking for real, and double-checking the backpack I'm using for my hand luggage…

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… orz

I find that my money isn't there.

( Blah blah )

EDIT THE MONEY HAS BEEN FOUND. \o/ It was in the back of Katy's car.